how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
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my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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