Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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