We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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