he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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