Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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