I want to stick my p in your. b.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
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I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
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