you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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