I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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