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(541): View more from Oregon

I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??

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(541): I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!?? http://tfl.nu/tgko

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Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.

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(972): Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy. http://tfl.nu/2xr2

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a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"

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(315): a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop" http://tfl.nu/57y7

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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup

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(203): we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup http://tfl.nu/4fq2

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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.

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(415): If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition. http://tfl.nu/fwuo

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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?

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(225): I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty? http://tfl.nu/tsac

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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?

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(617): We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in? http://tfl.nu/ejnj

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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.

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(541): I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums. http://tfl.nu/gqon

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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation

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(801): stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation http://tfl.nu/ct0r

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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.

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(519): Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it. http://tfl.nu/tzzv

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and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"

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(908): and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now" http://tfl.nu/8bck

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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO

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(303): Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO http://tfl.nu/1w33

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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?

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(435): she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right? http://tfl.nu/crml

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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.

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(602): They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't. http://tfl.nu/kn7x

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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me

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And I also said, "probe me"

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(937): I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me (937): And I also said, "probe me" http://tfl.nu/a3ve

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