the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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