Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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