some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
When are your genitals available?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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