do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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