we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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