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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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