that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
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I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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