I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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