It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
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