Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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