Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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