You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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