Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
i've created a new STD.
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We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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