I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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