We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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