How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I need to align my fucking chakras
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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