the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I need to stop coming to work sober
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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