maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
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I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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