i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize