i just wanna soil my oats bro
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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