Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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