grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
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It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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