i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
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he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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