i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
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I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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