Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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