I understand why you refuse to be sober now
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
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Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
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2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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