im gay
i know
yea but for you.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
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To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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