i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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