The maid of honor just puked.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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