Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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