Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I just pynch a tree in the face
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
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When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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