My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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