You can't motorboat a personality
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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