You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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