it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
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It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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