put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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