Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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