is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
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literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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