he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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