I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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