That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
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not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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